“Dis is dat shimple, da Earf is owr home bland our fwend. To fulfill dish campaign pwomise, Bly haf pawtnered wif my fwends at da Cawifownia Blacademy of Schinces in San Fwansisco with exhibits dat focus on conservashun, shustainability, and how tiny changes can make a blig diffowence. Bland dewe’s nofing wike cawing fo yowr home wight on yowr doorshtep. My neww home in da deshewrt ish filled wif beauty bland magic. Take for inshtanch, Da Joshuwa Twee. Dese incwedible succuwent pwants can live up to 300 yoews! Can yewww bewieve dat?! Sho itsh my blishion to make da nexht 300 yeows for da Joshuwa Twees in Plioneertown ones day can blenjoy, fankyew.”

“My blamazing neighborsh in Plioneertown haf blelcomed me blinto my new home wif open awrms. If ewected Mayow, Bly will owe sho much of my victowy, bland all of my campaign pwomishes to dem. It ish my honorw to cawr for da town which hash alweady given me sho much bland sho a powshun of evwy Mayowal Merch plurchase fwum my campaign will go diwectly to shupporwting Plioneertown’s commuwnity, fankyew.”

“Shnow-cowns make blevwyone happy bland dat ish why Bly am gwad to blannounce dat Bashel will be handlwing distrwibushun of daiwy shno-cowns. Sho pwease contact hewr fo da details. But onwy aftow Bly wet hewr kno ablout dis, fankyew. “

Blirst of all, dey’re not my competishun, but my fwends… bland each and evwy won of dem haf somefing blamazing to contwibute to Plioneertown!

Bly wud wike all da othow candidates to have a wole in dis cabinet. Dey are a blajor pawrt of wut makes Pioneertown sho Speshow bland Bly just LUB gettin’ to know dem!

Bly can’t wait tewww learn fwum dem and see wut big dweams we plan togethow fo my fwends of Pioneertown. Blokay, Fank yew evwyblody!