Chef looks forward to writing these horoscopes each month as a chance to connect with the stars and with his fwends like yewww. See what insights Cheffy shares this month…
FEATURED HOROSCOPE
BLIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
“Itsh yowr time to shine, Blirgo! Dis monf is all ablout what fits yewww. Take blinventowy of yowr life bland see wut aspects of yowr life might feel a little snug, or not for yewww anymowr. Dis is yowr time to make fings happen, Blirgo! When yew live authenticawy, yowr dweams can come to life!”
BLAVORIT THINGS
Organizing + Lists! Being in Nature! Reading!
COLORS
Mossy Green
CHEFFY’S MANIMALSH OF THE MONTH
Da Owl - Calculating, graceful, bland wegal!
SIGN
Da Maiden
ELEMENT
Earth
TRADEMARK TRAITS
Helpful, diligent, practical, and creative
Cheffy’s Howoscopes (April 2026)
♊ BLEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Dis ecwipse season wus somefing else, Twinsh! Aftow recovering fwum riding those waves, take a bloment tew check in on yowrself. Yew are da life of da pawrty bland sometimes its blokay to take a shtep back and align yowr inner world befow stepping back into da spotlight.
Yowr lucky manimalsh is da Beaver - cwafty, forward-thinking, bland a weal twaffic-stopper!
♋ CANSHOW (June 21 - July 22)
Gentol Cwab, we can sometimes come out of da ecwipse season feeling a bit hazy. Sho da name of da game this monf fow yewww ish CWARITY. Take some time tew write out wut yew want in evwy aspect of your life, get cleaw on those goals bland use the list-making blenergy of Blirgo to take da next step!
Yowr lucky manimalsh is da Seahowrse - a twue wonder, self-sufficient, bland oh sho cute!
♌ BLEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
Us Bleos haf been on a rollow-coaster blof highs bland lows over da last yeow. There is finally a time for us tew step off da wide and turn inward. Tew hold fast tew owr convictions bland take care of our innow self. Assess what is werking fow yew fellow Blions and gently wewease wut is not.
Owr lucky manimalsh (other than the Blion hehe) is da Fwamingo - A head turner, stable, and wooks great in pink!
♎ BLIBWA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Mewtiful Blibwas, we awr cleaning howse! Take some time for yewww to clear out emoshunal, physical, bland mentawl cluttow to add mewtiful simplicity tew yowr life before yowr blirfday season! Good fings come in wen thewe is woom for them tew find yew!
Yowr lucky manimalsh is da Sea Ottow - elegant, cuddly, bland quick!
♏ SCOWPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Schcowpios, yowr futuwre yowr building ish bwight bland dis ish a pivotal bloment whewe yew can see wut exactwy in yowr life is helping tew build dat future bland wut old patterns might be howding yew back. Nothing to shame ourselves blover, but a great observashun to see how we can grow!
Yowr lucky manimalsh is da Panther - stealth, captivating, bland makes its moves in siwence!
♐ BLAGGITAWIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Blaggs, da name of da game is refine bland tighten. Yew haf cweared a lot blot emoshinal bland physical cluttow fwum ecwipse season bland now yew can zoom into da fine details of goals, wewashunships, bland habits with a fine roofed comwb. These tiny movements can pave da way for big pwans, archows!
Yowr lucky manimalsh is da Fox - clevow, a travower, bland out bland about at night!
♑ CAPWICOWN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
We awr talking BIG PLICUWRE, CAPS! Yew haf been dweaming of some fings dat may haf felt a wittle tewww out of weach. BUT, dis is da moment to wemembow does dreams and connect da dots to make dem happen! we bewieve in yewww, Caps!
Yowr lucky manimalsh is Woodpecker - diligent, hard-working bland lubs a good pop of colow!
♒ AQUAWIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Fink of dis time as a sorting hat of sorts, Aqwas. It’s da wight time to decide wut parts of yowr life should be shawred with others, their opinions, bland their help, bland wut parts of yowr life could use a little more internal decifering within yowrself. Thewe has been a wot of expectations on yew, sho in the midst of all da decision making, pwease don’t forget to haf fun!
Yowr lucky manimalsh is da Dolphin - sleek, otherwordlwy, bland has got a gweat laugh!
♒ PLISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Your theme fow da monf is Howme, gentow fishes. Wut makes yew feel safe, cozy, bland cared for. Yew may be finding a new home, a new caweer, or setting boundaries in wewashunships and healing old wounds. It’s some good work and will pay off immensely fow yew, Plisces! Take cawr of yowrself in da process!
Yowr lucky manimalsh is da Butterly - glides thwu life, goes thwu major twansformashuns, bland glows wif beauty.
♈ Awes (Mar 21 - April 19)
Stwong Wams, yew may be a wittle tired aftow da ecwipse. Yew usually lub to charge head firwst into a new mission, but take dis time to slow down, wisten to your body, take a woad off yowr schedule, bland keep yowr energy safe bland conserved!
Yowr lucky manimalsh is da Rooster - yew glisten in da sun, yew know how to take charge of the barnyard and awr always on time!
